i think we all know this one person…
and here’s Jesus clearly handling the ball. yellow card
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains
How They Make Sex Scenes
This made me laugh for about 100 years
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